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hadersgonnahade:

people who say lack of money is not an excuse to not travel clearly do not lack money

posted 18 hours ago — reblogged from: hadersgonnahade originally from: hadersgonnahade

imagine-buscemi:

imagine steve buscemi does a parody of the “Friends” opening credits and he is the only actor for all the scenes.

posted 18 hours ago — reblogged from: hadersgonnahade originally from: imagine-buscemi

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

posted 18 hours ago — reblogged from: vvireless originally from: dicksconnected
posted 18 hours ago — reblogged from: shivermeniall originally from: niallnotofficial

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

posted 18 hours ago — reblogged from: weezerbeats originally from: gypsums

Youve been asleepCap. For almost 70 years.

posted 19 hours ago — reblogged from: ladymarvels originally from: fussbender
posted 19 hours ago — reblogged from: frie-nds originally from: princesconsuela

Do the famous little shoulder thrust you used to do in X-Factor x

posted 19 hours ago — reblogged from: shivermeniall originally from: one-harrystyles

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: copernipenis originally from: beksboys

travelingcolors:

Calle Alfonso VIII, Cuenca | Spain (by Bartek Rozanski)

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: dem-aidz originally from: travelingcolors
posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: 90s90s90s originally from: peteneems

a-study-in-stink:

posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: fuckyeahavengerscast originally from: heroinesaddiction

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: snorlaxatives originally from: ambulanceinertia
posted 1 day ago — reblogged from: fuckloadofquiche originally from: porch

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

posted 2 days ago — reblogged from: weezerbeats originally from: bombing