people who say lack of money is not an excuse to not travel clearly do not lack money
imagine steve buscemi does a parody of the “Friends” opening credits and he is the only actor for all the scenes.
i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend
You’ve been asleep, Cap. For almost 70 years.
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon